WAASAPPENIN' BABYBOBBA!

Once upon a time.....

Yo, dig the aroma, Baba, bringin a sweet smell to tha nose in yo earhole.....thiz hair iz yo BabyBobba2DaBugi speakin, givin you tha tip-toe on tha inside tip of Fantastic Shakespeare, aka Mister Ego Fantastic. Mista Ego, along with Mizz Lucy Green and Andy Dromeda , haz been tryin to make you do their dance, called the stripper's trip, as Pharaoh Hareh sits upon hiz throne and takez yo dividends, you feel what I'm sayin'?Meanwhile, in the land of The RONAN EMPIRE, Mister Bushee, King of the ego drag, continues to pimp hiz white sheets and the spark-o-matic fluid supply. (You know, considering them FERC-o-mamaz iz made up uv the head ronan pocketeers, you dig?)His predecessor, Horatio Fellatio, better known as ClownGownimus Maximus, iz nowhere to b found. Hmmmmm. Looks like the white granulated dollar signs iz flowin' real good in Small Pebbles. NAFTA must mean New Airways For Trafficking Association. Lucy's boyfriend, Andy Dromeda, iz lookin' fo a human to vamp hiz way into, and who knowz, maybe Mista Bushee or da Clown Gown iz the one he will inhibit so he can be unfunky to tha peoples of Earth.
But dig this, Jesus Christ is King, and just when Lucy, Andy Dromeda, and Mista Fantastic ain't lookin', the King Of Kings will move and get you on tha 1 wit tha quickness! We ain't gon' b pimped by tha 3 (Lucy, Andy Dromeda, and Fantastic) cauz we got tha 1, Jesus Christ!

Pharoah Hareh and the Ronan Empire

Pharaoh Hareh and the Ronan Empire

Once upon a time, in the land of so called Little Egypt, there was a so called King who sat upon hiz throne, controlling all of the local tradespeople and flow of goods in tha land of Sow-Dah. Pharaoh Hareh waz hiz name, and he threatened hiz servants with pursuit if they labored for any other kings in Sow-Dah. Hiz palace overlooked where hiz servants labored, and he gave harsh quotas, and made getting ahead impossible for tha peasants, cauz he paid them all below scale, and set the pay in Little Egypt cauz the foreman of Little Egypt, Old Man Bernie (as they called him) was in Pharaoh Hareh's pocket. So, Bernie threw tha whip fo tha dough. Mista Bushee, the king of tha Ronan Empire, was getting free products of labor from Pharaoh Hareh. Pharaoh Hareh even let the Ronan king stay at hiz palace after the big meeting of the elite in Dukahpatookah.
Anyhow, the king of tha bricklayers kept on giving orders and quotas. Give the ruler inches and he wantz mah yard, dig what I'm sayin'? It must make hiz ego dance and grow bigger. He was turnin' good servants cold by hiz unfunky charisma vamp, givin' em' mo money in exchange for they soul. And fo those who wanted mo money, when Pharaoh ain't wonna givit 2 em', Pharaoh and hiz goons would make up a plastic story about those servants and then sellem' off, cauz u know, a good paid servant would be happy, and that ain't cool in Pharaoh's little kingdom. Hareh would promise much luv 2 da servants and then play like he had an Al's Heimers mow-mint when it was time fo tha payola.....

To Be Continued

Word, Babybobba!

Why don't people quit bein' plastic? Everybody gotta have extra white teeth, extra small noses, extra light eyes, extra dark tan, extra orange makeup, extra big thangs on the top-half, (you dig?) extra skinny waist, extra rippled tight bellies.....man, this ain't cool, nor iz it fonkay! Big ol pushaz in tha man's pocket are promoting all of this kind of human distortion, sayin' that it's the only way 2 fly. I got newz, they ain't got no rump 2 bump, and if U jelly, and you don't listen to tha telly, itz all good. Mah peepzles, Jesus don't care if you look like Tricky Martin or Britney Jeers, and it's ok if you big, cauz big iz beautiful and all iz God's creation. So skinny, big, small, short, big nozed, long haired, whatever yo funk iz, be funky and be yo self, cauz everyone's a winner. Don't give in to Lucy's pleasures of humanity!

Man, I was watchin' the broadcast booze (news) the other day, and I was checkin' out a story that just about made me pass out tha flashlights so people could find some real funk! There was an old lady dressin' her little 5 year old up like she was tryin' to make som payola on Hollywood and Vine. Looks like the vamp-o-matic schemes of Lucy shows themselves once again. It's amazing that parents will pimp their children in pageants fo da cash. Man, how unfunky iz that! Jesus bout to rescue us from tha blahs, cauz He don't tapdance on glass, He walks on water! Dig what I'm sayin'?

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